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The Perfect Man – Level 2

by Jokes in Levels | Mar 13, 2025 | Level 2 |

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel and never mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man loves children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
And a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He’ll do anything in his power
To express his love to you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He’s a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain.

He will never make you cry
or batter you in any way
To hell with this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay.

Why are Women like Telephones? – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Mar 6, 2025 | Level 1 |

Women are like telephones. You hold them, and they love it. You talk to them, and they love it.
But press the wrong button, and you are DISCONNECTED.

Kissing the Secretary – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 26, 2025 | Level 1 |

It is a beautiful morning. Dean comes early into his office… and sees Martin. Martin is kissing his secretary. Dean doesn’t like this. Martin is his employee!
He screams: “Martin, do I pay you for this?”
“No sir, I am doing this for free.”

An Old Married Couple Watching TV – Level 3

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 24, 2025 | Level 3 |

An old married couple was watching TV, and the husband had the remote. He was switching between a fishing channel and a porn channel. The wife soon became very annoyed.
“For God’s sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!”

Rich but Stupid – Level 2

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 17, 2025 | Level 2 |

A young couple is sitting in the park, and the boy asks:
“Could you love a stupid boy who is really rich?”
“Oh, Fernando! You are rich?!”

What Do Sailors Like? – Level 1

by Jokes in Levels | Feb 13, 2025 | Level 1 |

“Sailors like it.”
“What is it?”
“Does it have breasts?”
“No.”
“So, it’s rum!”

Be Better – Level 2

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 23, 2025 | Level 2 |

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person… so that I can get a better girlfriend!

Long Live the Married Men – Level 2

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 13, 2025 | Level 2 |

A recent study shows that men who are married live longer than single men. However, many of them want to die.

What Do Beer and Women Have in Common? – Level 3

by Jokes in Levels | Jan 10, 2025 | Level 3 |

Scientists have recently discovered that beer contains a little of female hormones. This was proved when 100 men were given 12 pints of beer. Scientists observed that a surprising percentage of them started talking nonsense and couldn’t drive.