Little Johnny and the Teacher – Level 1
“Johnny, give me a sentence that starts with I.”
“I is…”
“No, Little Johnny. Always say I am.”
“All right… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
A Girl in a Pet Shop – Level 1
A girl goes to a pet shop. She asks the sales assistant, “Do you have a wasp?”
The assistant says, “Sorry, little lady. We don’t have any wasps.”
“What? You’re lying! I can see a wasp in the window right now!”
What Do Sailors Like? – Level 1
“Sailors like it.”
“What is it?”
“Does it have breasts?”
“No.”
“So, it’s rum!”
Miranda Likes to Sing – Level 1
Miranda likes to sing. Every time she begins to sing, her husband goes outside.
Miranda is sad about this.
“Don’t you like my singing?” she asks her husband.
“Of course I do,” he replies.
“I just want to make sure that the neighbours know that I’m not beating you.”
My Brain is like the Bermuda Triangle – Level 1
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in, but I can never find it later.
Boy from the First Year of High School – Level 1
There is a boy. He is in the first year of high school. He is going to the school ball. He wants to dance with an older girl at the ball. He asks her, but she only answers:
“I don’t want to dance with a child.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you are pregnant.”
Chinese vs Japanese – Level 1
Why do Chinese eat more than Japanese?
Because there is more of them.
Man Wants to Live 100 Years – Level 1
“Doctor, I want to live 100 years. What can I do?”
“Do you smoke?”
“No.”
“Do you eat too much?”
“No.”
“Do you go to bed late?”
“No.”
“Have you got any lovers?”
“No.”
“So why do you want to live so long?”
Man in the Desert – Level 1
A man is dying. He is very thirsty. He finds a well in the desert.
He screams, “Water! Water!”
And the well echoes back, “Where? Where?”
Sleep-Talking Husband – Level 1
“Doctor, my husband is talking in his sleep! All night! What can I do?”
“Let him speak during the day!”